Thursday, 19 September 2013

The Simpsons VS Australia

Bart: Go __________ go ! Move your pasty white butt!

Lisa: Come on ________________ ! You can do it !
Yeah, I won your stupid bathroom products ___________ !

Bart: It’s not fair. You only won ‘cause you had the inside track. If the water was spinning the other way…

Lisa: It never spins the other way, in the northern hemisphere, water always drains counter-clockwise, it’s called the cariolus effect.

Bart: No way, water doesn’t ___________________ It goes where it wants, like me Babe.

Lisa: Yes, Bart, why don’t you try and see?

Bart: I know, I have seen it _______________________ WAh… Faithful toilet, you’ll prove me right.

Marge: Ah, for god’s sake Bart! Use the plunger
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Lisa: Bart , water will only go the other way in southern hemisphere.

Bart: What the hell is the southern hemisphere??

Lisa: Haven’t you had a look at your __________________ ?
See, the Southern hemisphere is made up of everything below the equa…. _______________.

Bart: So down there, let’s say : __________________ or Rand Mc Nally, all the water runs backward ?

Lisa: Yeah, in fact, in Rand Mc Nally, they wear ___________ on their feet and hamburgers eat PEOPLE.


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